…and a digital brain freeze.

Tag Description Plugin For Wordpress

Filed under: Work — Bryan on Mar 28th, 2009 @ 12:05 pm

This has been added in 2.8! Don’t install this if you have 2.8! Read this instead.

This little plug-in adds a fancy little description field to the “Edit Tag” pane in Wordpress. It also adds a function called single_tag_description(); that does just that but only on the tag page. Not really sure why the tag description isn’t available by default, seems like it would be pretty useful. Basically, you can describe your tags and echo that description on each tag page with the above function; pretty simple!

Please enjoy and note that some of the code came from a thread I read on Wordpress.org, but some of it came from extracting similar core code, I just made it into a Wordpress plugin. Download it now.

Was That Guy In…?

Filed under: Interesting — Bryan on Mar 4th, 2009 @ 12:43 pm

Well, I just put together a little mini web-app with AJAX jQuery goodiness called Was That Guy In…?. The basic is concept is this:

Sometimes I am watching a movie and I notice an actor or actress that I think was in some other movie I had previously seen. Unfortunately, I rarely know thier name and I don’t feel like searching IMDB for the character name to find out. I want to know if he/she was and who they played.

So, I made this app. You just put in the name of two movies and it will tell you who was in both of them. It does a pretty good job going deep in the cast, but isn’t perfect. Sometimes Car Driver #1 (uncredited) is that guy you thought you saw. In that way, it can be pretty powerful.

Also, it has been brought to my that IMDB has already done this common search thing before me. That’s fine. Mine’s prettier and has AJAX and is much more specialized in finding actors. Their’s kind of sucks, no offense.

Vostro 1400 Windows XP Driver Pack

Filed under: Help — Tags: , , , — Bryan on Feb 26th, 2009 @ 9:55 am

I came across this little guy today while I was trying to track down a pesky audio driver for Windows XP. It seems to contain the entire driver profile for the Vostro 1400 so you no longer have to search for each of them individually. Nothing like being punished for not wanting Vista.

By the way, this contains the NVIDIA 8400 driver, and not the integrated Intel video driver. Sorry, that means you have to hunt down *one* driver… (Hint: its right here.)

Why Dell or other manufacturers don’t do this is beyond me. How hard is it to build a system that uses your service tag to zip/bundle the correct drivers on the fly? Maybe I should build something like that, but I’d probably get sued into oblivion by all the overzealous big company lawyers.

Download the driver pack here.

Magatheme: Cool Minimal Wordpress Theme

Filed under: Work — Tags: , , , , , — Bryan on Feb 9th, 2009 @ 12:05 am

If you’d like some customization done on the theme, I refer you to the stellar Magatheme Pro Package Wordpress Magazine Theme with customization! It’s got all the options you all asked for, built-in! Everything from an awesome tab slider and homepage layout to drop down menus and a couple subtle color schemes are ready out of the box. So check it out!

magatheme minimal wordpress theme screenshootWell, I just got finished with the brand new Magatheme (1.0.5)! Ultimately, I’ll incorporate a full front page outline (Pro Edition), just like your favorite magazine themes have, but until then you’ll just have to enjoy this classy, minimalistic Wordpress theme just like any other Plain Jane theme.

But wait! If you download within the next 15 minutes you get…

  • A classy, minimalistic design!
  • 3 column, golden ratio deduced layout!
  • A cool, slightly blue ice color scheme!
  • Six sidebars! Count them, six!
    • Wide Sidebar
    • Left Sidebar
    • Right Sidebar
    • Left Footbar
    • Mid Footbar
    • Right Footbar
  • Completely valid XHTML and CSS!
  • Wordpress 2.7 compatibility!
  • Zebra striped comments!
  • Highlighted author comments!
  • (Pro) Selectable magazine or blog style homepage.
  • (Pro) Over 15 widget ready locations.
  • (Pro) 4 color schemes.
  • (Pro) No-edit ad and tracking integration.
  • (Pro) Feedburner integration.
  • (Pro) Drop down menus and fancy homepage tab slider.
  • (Pro) Hide/show author, date, categories, tags, and comment sections.

Leave a comment below and let me know what you think of the theme! I’d love to hear it. Perhaps your suggestions will make it into the next version.

PS: I haven’t tested IE6 yet, let me know if it works for you! It works in IE6!

Download it now! or View the Demo! or View the Pro Demo!

John Mayer is NOT a Bluesman

Filed under: Musings — Tags: , , , — Bryan on Jan 19th, 2009 @ 11:42 am
Bluesman?

Bluesman?

I hear this nonsense a lot, it usually goes like this: John Mayer is awesome at guitar (indisputable), John Mayer plays blues songs and they sound good (also somewhat indisputable), therefore, John Mayer is a bluesman!

Errr, no. At the risk of sounding like a “cut off your nose to spite your face” hard assed purist (which I am really not), you can’t be a bluesman when over 90% of your recorded music is bubblegum poppish acoustic/electric mishmash.

Now don’t you take away from this rant that I dislike Mr. Mayer, I really do like a lot of his stuff. Continuum was pretty good. I’ve even listened to Room for Squares and thought generally positive things. But playing blues live on occasion and on a live album, back to back to Your Body Is a Wonderland (which he wrote) does NOT make you a candidate to share the esteemed title of bluesman with B.B. King, Buddy Guy, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Muddy Waters, Lead Belly, and Robert Johnson.

He is a pop-guitarist who can play a mean blues lick and idolizes SRV (you clever bastard!). Well, more power to him. Just expect to see me cringe when you say John Mayer and bluesman in the same sentence (unless there are an odd number of negations in there).

Survivorman: Best Reality Show On TV?

Filed under: Musings — Tags: , , — Bryan on Dec 9th, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

Now, I hate reality television as much as the next guy, I avoid “Big Brother 43″ and “Survivor 37: Urban Style” like the plague. However, there is one show that doesn’t quite deserve being lumped into the same category as the others, although it is definitely real and is on TV. It isn’t the similar but oh-so-tacky “Man VS. Wild”, it is the fascinating “Survivorman” series from Discovery Channel.

Real realism, and no drama for drama’s sake.

This show is all about surviving alone in the wild, and since most people surviving are without the luxury of a camera crew to help or sneak a protein bar, Les Stroud doesn’t bring a camera crew either, just cameras. Now stop and think about this, he does all the filming himself while surviving. That’s pretty intense.

While there is no threat of being kicked out of the game and losing a chance at a million dollars, there is the threat of not eating dinner tonight or drinking safe water. In the end, it’s just a really knowledgeable guy with a couple cameras alone for a week in the Arctic Tundra (or Utah Desert, or somewhere else).

Genuinely useful information, you know, just in case.

This shit could save your life! Especially if you are a big fan of hiking, hunting, camping or you commonly put yourself into situations where you could get lost (but that never happens, right?). Just the knowledge that water can contain harmful bacteria that will put you out of commission, if not kill you, is enough to keep you well until someone notices you didn’t return and a rescue crew is sent.

His method of preaching preparedness can also determine your survival, bringing a simple knife and a few minor food supplies can be the difference between life and death. Knowing how to deal with the psychological aspect of surviving alone is also very important, and something he never fails to mention.

A shot of emotion.

There are very few things more despondent than a man completely alone, draining himself filming whilst still trying to survive. Although you know he’ll be fine (they’ve already shown previews for next week), it still puts a big smile on your face when Les finally snags a big fish after 4 days of eating dandelions. You can feel his happiness, his sense of accomplishment, his satisfaction in himself; and its contagious.

At the end of each day, his lonesome wails on the harp serve as a substitute for the nutrition denied him as he spent a seemingly desperate day searching for a more substantial dinner than a few nuts and berries.

But I guess that tune will do.

Thanks for the great show Les.

L4D: Back Into The Gamosphere

Filed under: Life of Bryan — Tags: , , — Bryan on Nov 19th, 2008 @ 11:02 pm

Just when I thought I had kicked the habit. I hadn’t been playing Halo 3 on XBOX at all, and I haven’t played through any PC games (save Portal and company) for like 2 years, which was my real obsession. I only rarely indulged in Wii on a drinking night. I hardly ever played Desktop Tower Defense anymore, even in class. My spouts of addiction to random physics based games liked The Fantastic Contraption, Armadillo Run and Splitter had long subsided.

But noooooo, along comes Left 4 Dead in all it’s gory beauty. Damn you Valve.

I love zombies. I love killing zombies, so therefore, I love Left 4 Dead.

A lot has been said about how zombies cannot run. While I tend to agree with Simon’s position, when you add slow moving zombies to a first-person-shooter, you get a big steaming pile of boring. So this was part of my original justification to try it out, along with the fact that Valve was involved.

My verdict: bloody good. The best part is re-playability. Every time you play through a new campaign, it’s different. Random crowds of zombies will come at a different points each time. Boss zombies will be in new spots, sometimes…

Also, the concept behind the campaigns is solid. There is no back story, just four players (usually human in an online world) in a situation trying to get to an extraction point. Surrounded by zombies. Oh, you also get guns, ammo, health items and grenade items, but you need to get the hell out of there.

Each campaign ends with a huge fight as you wait for rescue, these can be intense and rewarding. I remember one time fighting at the riverfront, waiting for a boat. We see the boat coming it’s just three of us now running for the dock. Of course I run the slowest being a woman the most damaged and I get knocked to the ground 10 feet from the boat. One guy covers me while another helps me up as we watch a Tank boss (aka the Hulk) comes crashing towards us. We made it out with less than a second to spare. A great moment in gaming. You had to be there I guess.

To PC or not to PC: PC vs. XBOX

I have played both PC and XBOX versions of Left 4 Dead, and they are both fine. I enjoy mouse and keyboard a lot so I tend to like PC. However, I do like how much more reliable XBOX Live seems to be over the PC online play, and the split screen is awesome, especially with some brews.

So yes, I will be online, playing this game.

And I don’t think I will be quitting anytime soon. So hit me up on Steam as mstrymn or XBOX as Cheezsticks.

Young Earth Creationism

Filed under: Cartoons — Tags: , , — Bryan on Nov 4th, 2008 @ 9:23 am
It was 15 miles, up hill both ways.

It was 15 miles to school, uphill both ways. In the snow.

Seriously?

Interesting Election Predictors

Filed under: Interesting — Tags: , , — Bryan on Nov 3rd, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

To celebrate the spirit of the upcoming election, I thought I’d collect a few past stats that have turned out to be pretty good predictors of the US presidential elections. These are quite silly but you can’t argue with the results. First up is one you’ve probably already heard about somewhere…

Halloween mask sales.

This is according to BuyCostumes.com, the world’s largest online retailer of, well, costumes. According to them, the past two election years’ sales of each nominees’ masks have correlated perfectly to the actual winner. In 2000 and 2004, Buy Costumes had sold 57% and 53% George W. Bush masks, respectively. Obviously, Halloween masks have more power over our government than previously thought.

  • Prediction: Obama with 55%.

The Redskins’ final home game.

Basically, if the Red Skins win their final home game, the incumbent party will remain in office. This one was dug up by ESPN in 2004, while it didn’t work out last election, where the Redskins lost to the Packers predicting that Kerry would take office, it has otherwise proven accurate since 1936.

  • Prediction: Obama. Last night the Redskins lost 23-6.

Favorite cookie recipe.

Since 1992, each prospective first wife (or husband?) sent in their favorite cookie recipes to Family Circle for readers to vote on. Each year, the winner of that vote was the spouse of the winning on nominee on Nov. 4th. However, there was some talk of Cindy McCain cheating on her recipe, perhaps we should consider her disqualified…

  • Prediction: (Cindy?) McCain with 54% but cheated.

The Scholastic kids vote.

Apparently, asking a bunch of kids who will win the election is incredibly accurate. It’s worked since they started the poll, except for one year in 1960 when JFK supposedly lost to Nixon. The likely reason for the stunning accuracy is that the kids simply mirror their parents political opinions. Actually, this probably leads to a more accurate sampling than most polls because kids don’t filter very well. Just ask the master of getting-kids-to-say-dumb-stuff Bill Cosby…

  • Prediction: Obama with 57%.

So it looks like that’s three for Obama, and one for McCain (disputable). I think Obama is gonna take it too. We’ll see.

Scientology: Cult of Conditioning

Filed under: Interesting — Tags: , , , , — Bryan on Oct 30th, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

Just in case you didn’t know, Scientology is a religion started by science fiction writer Ron L. Hubbard and has experienced quite a bit of backlash in popular culture. Often, the subject of ridicule is the outrageous claim that extraterrestrial life detonated hydrogen bombs in volcanoes sealing millions of thetans on Earth. It manages to be even more outrageous than the religions that claim a zombie man ran across the Earth for a couple of days before rising into the sky, which is quite a feat. But I digress.

However, the real issue that most people have with Scientology is not their extraterrestrial claims, but the way the organization, however misguided, brainwashes and controls their members into paying outrageous sums for progressing membership while simultaneously claiming altruism.

In my brief inspection of the church, I suggest that there are two primary psychological effects (irony anyone?) that serve to condition the members for absolute subservience.

1. One tends to artificially value more when one pays a high price for something.

A unique thing happens when you pay a high price for something, you value it. In fact, you tend to value it a lot more than something someone simply gives you. It’s the exact psychology behind selling high priced designer jeans when jeans bought at the local Walmart are of comparable quality. While higher price items don’t always become a “status symbol” or similar, the price plus societies’ approval can categorize the said item as a status symbol.

Anyone with a working knowledge of Scientology is aware of the extremely high fees the church demands for the practice of auditing. Auditing is a type of interviewing along with an e-meter (a device that has been proven to measure nothing but random electrical impulses) that is required to advance to higher levels of the church. Many believe that Scientology is simply an “unscrupulous commercial enterprise” because these high prices simply prey on unwitting people who get caught up in the scam.

However, it is simply a device that serves several purposes. First, it raises capital that can be used by the church however it sees fits, whether fighting people who stand up and speak out against the church or purchasing impressive buildings to expand. Second, it conditions the members to value their membership because of the inherent sacrifices involved in pursuing higher membership. Finally, it helps lock members in a fanatical obsession. An interesting feature (or bug?) of the brain is how it tends to rationalize its decisions regardless of the circumstances. This loyalty, inflated by sacrifice, results in the famous fanaticism so hallmark of Scientology.

2. Adjusting behavior in order to instill radical beliefs or values.

By extension, it’s called brainwashing via behavior modification. This is a common component in almost all cases of brainwashing. Take, for example, turning a spy. When a foreign spy is found out, rather than removing him or her, they often convince the spy to do something trivial but in opposition to their alignment. Because they can often leverage the knowledge of his real nature, it can be rather successful. As soon as trivial act becomes normal, they escalate the act demanded of him or her. This repeats gradually until the spy is effectively turned. The unique part is the spy can become completely indoctrinated into the opposite agenda and subsequently does such work willingly. In effect, the adjusted behavior seeded the new belief or value.

This replacement in behaviors breaks down the person’s previous identity and ultimately removes it completely. At this point, the new behaviors shape the new identity. Ultimately, you believe what you do, and you do what you believe.

Replace the spy with an average Joe and the hostile country with Scientology and you have a basic understanding of how Scientology conditions otherwise rational people to their new and strange tenants. It is gradual and methodical. However, their use of brainwashing serves the unique purpose of fully indoctrinating its members into a culture so perverse that its barriers against logical opposition are already built in. Put simply: once you’re in, you rarely leave simply because you don’t want to.

A powerful combination.

By understanding the methods by which members’ fanaticism and beliefs are conditioned, one can begin to feel sympathy for the lower level members and repugnance for the leaders of the church. There is absolutely no doubt whatsoever that the organization is designed solely to reap profits by controlling their members. Even more disturbing is the fact that Scientology fully intends on infiltrating and controlling governments.

Such cults of conditioning and control are a blight on society and need to be controlled as well.

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